In the wold of “What in the hell were you thinking!!!!” we have mister Orenthal James Simpson better known to us simply as OJ, back in the news again with yet another step on the bad side of the law. This time instead of being accused of brutally murdering two people he is simply accused of strong arm robbery. At sixty no less, who knew that Viagra would have all of these other side effects we are currently witnessing. OJ allegedly went to a Las Vegas casino with several friends to retrieve items allegedly stolen from him years past. Now i don’t know how you get down but i doubt at sixty I will be rolling up on anybody with a posse of forty something year olds, unless maybe I had a couple guns to even the odds. Yeah right who am I kidding, there is now way in… well you know that i would ever attempt this type of caper. If i honestly believed someone had my belongings then I would call the police they are really adept at rolling up on people with a posse and brandishing guns. Not only was this really moronic but then OJ the rocket scientist that he is allowed himself to be recorded in the commission of his alleged crime. I tell you crime does really not pay the people who tend to be criminals are not very bright and really never learn fro there mistakes. Lets see your arrested for the murder of your ex wife and her friend oh so many years ago and you have your mugshot taken (lets take a look)
You are the center of legal proceedings dubbed “The Trial of The Century” And not only is there a ton of evidence against you but oh wonders of wonders you manage to get off. So what do you do, instead of fading from the spotlight you routinely turn up in tabloids, weird tv deals and amazing coffee table books. But no that is not enough you have to go out and commit another crime while being secretly taped. Why? I guess to prove that “Hey they can’t send me to jail no matter what I do. Well juice I think you pushed the envelope one to many times and will probably in the end get what you originally deserved, to grow old in a jail cell. This will be how you went out:
Oh one little joke before I go from the archives:
Did you hear they stopped serving the Screwdriver cocktails in Brentwood.
The Vodka was ok but the OJ will kill you!!