This is absolutely hilarious and the story can be found here.

When Jdate Goes Bad

Here is the story:

6/4/2006 – Dinnertime

So Joanne meets Darren on, and they set up a date for June
4th at the China Grill in NYC. They go out to dinner and Joanne offers
to split the bill, but Darren insists on paying.

6/19/2006 – Evening

Darren leaves a message on Joanne’s home answering machine telling her
that since she didn’t want a second date that she should split the
of the dinner with him, and follows up with this email:


From: Darren Sherman < :

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